After a dozen rolls of film, Amaryllis really thought that this one would be a keeper. That coy smile and twinkle in her eye were about to work pig wonders, and she knew it. Unfortunately, it was that apparent giant bullseye on her freshly coiffed ‘do that did her in.
Poor Amaryllis. Who knew that Big Bird could fly?
I wonder if Snuffy was riding sidecar, Riana P.
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Gee-ross!, Unusual animals

The Snackcano
Orange soda strawberry ice cream float topped with Skittles.
I need to stop being so spineless and just tell people when i'm not interested. I try to keep everyone happy, but in the end i'm just a douche who's so scared of conflict i'll do almost anything to avoid it.
I always manage to get myself into situations where I feel completely trapped by someone. With this new guy though, i've actually done nothing (not even spent time with him) and he's managed to convince himself i'll be his girlfriend. All he does is come into my work and talk to me. Blah.
I just want everyone to go away and leave me alone with my cat and video games. I know that I suck. I can't be bothered.
- Mood:
apathetic
Really? This is how you choose to spend our time? You have the rare opportunity of not only catching, but also holding a hummingbird, and you want to declare a thumb war?
According to sender-inner Hana O.: “My classmates discovered this young hummingbird who had fallen out of his nest and immediately a rescue team ensued! He was a bit of an inexperienced flier, but in the end he made his way back into his tree.”
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Birds, ResQte™
This elegant design not only looks beautiful, but is a cinch to make, too! In fact, here are a few tips to ensure your own cherry blossom cake looks as gorgeous as this.
First, always make sure your icing is niiiice and smooth.
Next, mold or pipe your branches to gracefully scale the tiers of your cake in a natural, realistic fashion.
Remember, the flowers are the most important part!
It's usually best to leave off a wedding topper for this style, but if you do choose to have one, make sure it's simple, understated, and elegant.
You can always jam a stick in it and charge $200.(Yes, this was someone's actual wedding cake.)
(And they paid for it.)
(With money.)
- Related Wreckage: Wedding Day Advice
Platform: PlayStation 3, Xbox 360
Rating: Teen
Content descriptors: Alcohol Reference, Mild Language, Suggestive Themes, Violence
Rating summary:
This is an arcade-style fighting game in which players engage in one-on-one combat with a large international cast of human characters. Players mostly kick, punch, and use special abilities (e.g., fireballs, flying moves, and electrical strikes) to drain the opposing player's life meter. Special moves (ultra combos and super combos) are displayed in animated sequences in which characters react to being punched, kicked, or stomped on. Some of the female fighters' outfits are form-fitting and accentuate their breasts and buttocks; before battle, the camera occasionally zooms-out from close-up views of flexed gluteus. One of the fight stages occurs in a distillery with equipment used for brewing and wooden casks labeled "Scotch-Whisky." The expletives "damn" and "hell" can be heard in the dialogue.
- Mood:
geeky
Sequoia, the matted-hair, bear-feet, insanely anerable kitt-tayns is not gonna let you groom her. No WAY:
Big thanks to Winston and Rich over at Four Four for this personal reccomendayshe.
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens
From our “sad but true” files: Somewhere, at this very moment, people are taking pictures that don’t have any cats in them. To remedy this injustice, there’s CatPaint, an iPhone app that populates any pic with prosh pouncy purriness pronto.
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And as if that weren’t enough, the app drives other cats insane (OK, more insane):
Spotted by Susy P.
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Cartoons, Kittens, Product Cuteness

From The Joy of Cooking by Irma Rombauer and M&E Becker
Whisk together in a large bowl:
1 cup flour
1/3 cup sugar
1.5 tsp baking powder
( Etc, etc. )
***Caution! These are very delicate and not only burn easily, they also tear easily in the pan. Gentle hands and a watchful eye are a must!
- Mood:
hungry
Karl Lagerpelt debuted his new spring collection this week to mixed reviews. Not many will want to sport the Pippi Longstalking-like waves many of his models donned while prancing down the Carpathian-walk. However, come April, you better believe that turnip decorative barrettes will be all the rage.
Your goat’s too sexy for a tan, too sexy for a tan, so sexy he looks like flan, Liliana F.
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Farm Animals, This Just In!
So kinda like old, cobweb-wrapped monkey bread. But in a yummy way.
Well, uh, Jane D. [wink wink], thanks for putting a new spin on these things.
Update: I think it's important to ask yourself a couple of questions before commenting here on Cake Wrecks:
Question: Did John and Jen really intend to give us the pronunciation of a word?
Answer: No.
Question: Are John and Jen complete and total idiots?
Answer: No.
Question: Do they...
Answer: No.
Question: Would they...
Answer: No.
Question: What about...
Answer: No.
That is all.
- Related Wreckage: MORE Weird Wedding Cakes (with the famous "albino booby tower")

Bagel Bite Burgers
Mini burgers with Bagel Bites for buns.
(Submitted by Andy Shank)
‘Ello! My name is Fabio, and you-a must-a try-a my mar-i-nara!
OK, I’m sorry. I admit, I’m not Italian. And my name isn’t even Fabio. It’s Ken. Ken, as in, “Wake me when you’re done saying ‘Ken’.” I just wanted you to think I was exotic.
Eucalyptus…basil…same thing, Connor R.
Photos by Mathew Doherty
And please check out www.SaveTheKoala.com.
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Unusual animals

- Mood:
sad
Oh my, what an – gulp – adorable bunny. Well, um, yes, I guess he does look like Clark Gable…though that’s not the first name that comes to mind. Say, is he, a, um…nice…rabbit?
Keep an eye on that one, Chelsea T.
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Bunnies, Disapproval






















